Wondering About A Few Things

Just how hard does a 5 year old have to flush the toilet to actually break off the handle?

Why do neighborhood cats like to use my veggie garden as a litter box?

How many times can a 2 year old brush his teeth in one day?

How come my answering machine can answer my home phone, but I can not?

What does it mean to “catch up on all the laundry”? And how long of a window do I have before it is behind again?

Why does my cell phone never ring except when I don’t have it near me, or only if I am in the middle of a doctor, dentist, midwife appointment…and then it is that important call I have been waiting for?